Ghost

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hyperbolequeen:

tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote

gigglemonster:

#previously on game of thrones …#… next week on game of thrones
  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
  • me: hey I just met you and-
  • me: why are you walking away
sailoraaliyah:

blameaspartame:

riding away from the haters on my dog chariot

me someday 

sailoraaliyah:

blameaspartame:

riding away from the haters on my dog chariot

me someday 

(Source: bigblacks)

pfefferi:

contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters

(Source: gradies)

  • if i was a doctor
  • hot guy: i sprained my wrist
  • me: okay take off your underwear

barackfuckingobama:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 

nakedrussia:

romanorgasm:

hungarysovaries:

saddeer:

three day weekend

im already off for the summer

i’ve been off since 2011

i burnt my school down

  • me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

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